HOW DO YOU MAKE A GUY
And what planet are you from, little guy?
“By little I do hope you are being rather ironic”

MUSIC JOURNEY FOR
THE AVENGERSMARVEL: “I’m Radioactive, Radioactive.” - Radioactive by Imagine DragonsFINALLY SOMEONE ELSE ASSOCIATES THIS SONG WITH HIM!
Tony knelt down and scooped more of the cool white clay into his palms. Rubbing his hands together he brought them to the gods back, spreading the white mud over his muscles, smiling at the fact that the white is not too much off in color from the princes skin. Tony kneaded his knuckles into the deep insets of Loki’s shoulder blades, his thumbs circling the muscles beneath eliciting soft moans from his husband. Tony stepped closer, minimizing the gap between them as he let his hands wander over the prince’s flesh. His head rested against the side of Loki’s, his tongue softly gliding over his ear, “That feel good baby?” he cooed. Tony closed the space between them, his hand sliding to Loki’s front finding his member still slick with mud. As Tony gripped down around it a Loki hissed through his clenched teeth, his head falling back as Tony slide his hand up and down in fluid movements. A harsh frumble escaped the god as he pushed away, “Enough, Stark.” Tony stood slack jawed as he watched Loki walk to the shore. “Really, Lok?” he called out, the god only peeked over his shoulder at the man. “You’re gonna leave me like this?” Tony motioned to his own hard member, “And dont call me that!” At that Loki fully turned around, a dark wolflike grin spreading over his face, “Stark…” he said enunciating every letter. Tony’s teeth clenched together, his jaw pressing hard, “I mean it, Loki” Loki’s head dropped down as he huffed a laugh, his deep emeralds flicking up through jet black lashes toward Tony, “Stark..” he repeated. Tony took a small step forward, “I’m warning you, Loki.” Loki’s face rose and his smile spread wider, “Stark, Stark…SSSSStark,” he growled the incantation of the name forcing Tony into motion. The engineer bolted forward and Loki turned and ran along the muddy bank. “You better not let me catch you!” Tony yelled at the laughing god ahead of him. “Thats the whole point of me running, Stark,” Loki called back. Tony yelled indiscernible words and pushed his legs as fast as they would go. Loki was too busy laughing at his own games to notice Tony advancing on him. When he was in reach Tony outstretched his arms and leaped forward, sending himself and the god plummeting into the mud. Tony pulled Loki over to lay on his back and straddled him. Tony pulled the princes wrists up over his head and held them there, their noses inches apart, “Not so funny know are you Prince pain in the ass.” “On the contrary, Stark, I find it all the more hysterical.” “Quit…Calling…Me…That…” Tony growled, his fingers digging deeper into Loki’s skin. “I see the mud is working, in its healing process it boosts stamina, making you feel stronger. Shall we put that new found power to the test?” Loki asked, whipping Tony over onto his back and now straddling his lap. Tony bucked hard, sending Loki flying backwards and flopping into the white clay. Both men simultaneously lunged forward, each wrestling the other, fighting for dominance. Loki knelt over, wrapping Tony in a head lock, “Come on, man of iron, is that all you’ve got?” The raven laughed. Tony wrapped his arm around Loki’s middle, using his weight to pull him over, flipping him before throwing him onto his back. Tony stood over him, his breath hitched, “Oh, did I break you old man?” With a quick swing of his leg, Loki made contact with the engineer’s ankles, pulling them out from under him. Tony landed with a hard thud, but thanks to the mud the pain was nowhere near as immense at it should have been. “Are you quite done, Anthony?” Loki called out as he sat up. “Are you quite done?” he called back. Loki stood up, walking over to Tony he held his hand out to his husband. Tony stared at the offering in hesitance before reaching out and taking it. Loki pulled the engineer up and their body’s met instantly. Their lips found each other and pressed together in a soft kiss. Tony ran his tongue along Loki’s bottom lip, silently asking for access. Loki responded by parting his lips, their tongues massaged together in a wet passion as the kiss deepened. Tony didnt hold back the soft moans that trickled up his throat. Tony groaned as Loki pulled away, softly pouting. Loki rested his forehead against his husbands, “Tony please, can we wait?” he whispered. Tony’s eyes shut and he softly sighed, “If you insist.” “Thank you.” They stood their in silence, content in each other company. Tony’s mind wandered back to the portal in which they traveled to get there. He wanted to ask, wanted to know exactly what happened. He gulped hard, taking a breath before beginning to speak. “Lok, what was that?” Green eyes searched chocolates and stilled as though they found the answer they sought, “Tony, another time.” “No, Lok, please, what was that?” “Tony, please, another time.” “But I heard- I heard you screaming. You sounded like you were in so much pain, dying. Then silence, voices telling me I was all alone. They just kept repeating it. Alone. Alone. Alone-” “Tony!” Loki snapped the man out of his trance like repetition. The raven stepped back, pulling Tony by the hand to sit beside him in the grass. “I told you how the Eternals visited Midgard during early man, influencing the bible and being thought of as angels. Well there are two sides of every coin. There is a world, in which time and place I do not know, I discovered it by accident. I terrible accident. Their world is opposite the splendor and beauty of Titan. Its vile and disgusting. I’ve been to Helheim, been in the clutches of Hel herself, that world makes hers look comparable to the Asgardian palace. The world is full of creature so obscene, so horrendous, looking into the eyeless hulls of their faces makes you crave death. But in their unsurprising wickedness they dont let you go so easy, they tear at your soul, playing on your deepest fears. Thats why I asked you to close your eyes, the visions would have destroyed you.” Tony couldnt fight back the tears that stung his eyes, “What did you hear?” he asked softly. Loki sharply exhaled, shaking his head. Tony ran his hand over the princes leg, “What did you hear?” he repeated. Emeralds turned to Tony, they too reddened were welling over. “I heard fighting, war, and I heard you screaming out. A horrid, scream.” Tony sniffled, his hand finding Loki’s neck and pulling him in for a kiss, “I’m not going anywhere, green eyes.”
Bright jade eyes lit up at the new nick name, a small quirky smile spread across his lips “Is that a promise or a threat Stark?” the engineer grunted tackling his husband to the ground, the raven allowed the contact letting himself fall effortlessly to the moist bank “What will it take to get you to stop that?” Tony growled “kiss me” Loki nudged his nose upward coxing for another kiss. Tony was happy to oblige shutting up the talkative godling with a press of his lips. Loki could easily lose himself in their embrace, his lovers legs swung over his waist, their bodied flush together, warm against cool, the combination overwhelmingly intoxicating, but his thought’s wondered elsewhere. It was so simple to reassure another with encouraging words, to give faith into a fantasy that they were untouchable, the prince however had always been more of the logical sort never allowing brawn’s to come before brains. How could Tony be so sure of a fate they did not know? Loki’s thought’s were pulled back to the current moment with a provocative roll from his husband’s groin against his own, emerald eyes flashed white rolling into the back of his skull with a low groan “Tony” the prince gasped breaking their lip lock “you are incorrigible” “it’s our honeymoon, tradition to be wrapped around each other naked for the duration of the trip” the aesir cocked a brow letting his hands fall to his husbands hips halting the seductive friction eliciting a pout and sad puppy eyes “don’t look at me like that, you’ll have what you desire all in good time. First we wash ourselves” “or each other” Loki shot Tony a look narrowing his eyes “What? Just a suggestion” nodding the prince rolled the engineer off his body pulling himself from off the ground and helping Tony to his feet.
With a quick single motion the engineer was shoving the trickster out of the way and bolting through the water toward the cascading falls “race ya!” he called lifting his legs high up out of the water to trek through until he finally collapsed into the pool swimming the remainder of the way. Sitting at the edge of the water Loki fell back in hysterical laughter, holding his stomach as tears streamed down his face “HEY!” he heard the engineer call from the fall’s “what the hell is so funny?” without the means to speak Loki sat up pointing directly at his husband who had perched himself on top of a cluster of rocks near the water fall “what? me?” nodding frantically the prince slapped his knee “You should ha-” another wheeze of giggles spilled through “dammit Lok!” “you looked so-” falling back onto the wet bank the godling caught his breath listening to the faint distant demanding hollers from his husband across the way. Eventually regaining his compare Loki stood to his feet and looked back into the red faced engineer looking rather displeased with his husband’s fit “You looked ridiculous running through the water like a baby deer learning to walk, what was that?” Loki mimicked the kick kneed run in place “shut your whore mouth Lok” Tony retorted back shaking his head and continuing to the water fall “oh come now Anthony you are always getting the good jabs at me, when am I allowed to have a little fun?”

Loki could hear inaudible grumbling coming from the man but knew every other word would be a curse in his name. Paddling through the shallow water the prince finally made the small formation Tony was on just moments ago, crossing his arms over the smooth surface the prince laid his head on his forearms watching his husband bath under the fall’s. White blotches quickly washed away from the heavy water exposing the natural bronze skin beneath, strong hand’s the god knew all too well ran along every ridge and muscle assisting in cleaning off the muck. Loki wet his lips absentmindedly watching the sight in front of him, Tony’s constant teasing getting the better of him, swallowing hard he felt the warmth grow in his belly and thought now was a good a time as any to make a move. Swimming the rest of the way the prince climbed up onto the shelf next to Tony, it was clear the engineer knew he was there but made a mind to ignore him anyway “hey” Loki called a little louder to be heard over the booming waterfall, Tony turned his back more to continue playing his game, the prince sighed “Anthony” still nothing. Striding up behind the prince closed the void between their bodies, pressing his front against the engineers backside, long slender fingers worked around the man’s waist locking together at the front “I know how to earn your forgiveness” the prince cooed “looks like you missed a spot” alabaster digits on a single hand slicked down Tony’s member to the tip circling the slit at the tip then back up at the underside to the base wrapping skilled fingers firmly around. The princes growing erection twitched into his husbands rear forcing a wicked grin across his features “what do you say? Let me finish cleaning you up darling?” Loki began to stroke at a tantalizing pace, keeping his lips pressed firmly in the crook of Tony’s neck letting his chilled breath caress his skin.
I love my mom.
I am risking nothing
I know this is fake, but I just can’t risk it..
one, two, three…

thegrlnxtdoorandhergingerfriend:
My AP euro teacher wouldn’t let our class watch Les Mis so we barricaded the door and screamed “VIVE LA REVOLUCIÓN” when he tried to get in.
that is the face of a man who is 24601% done